The Straight Version
Costco peddles pumpkin pie & other low‑price holiday indulgences at bulk discount stalls.
The UNHINGED Take
Costco is selling pumpkin pie like a kindergartner's snack, but with a suit. The bulk operation turns every family into a debt‑loading, calorie‑cackling, fiscal zombie.
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The Bottom Line
Gross Bulk Carnage / 10
Costco is selling pumpkin pie like a kindergartner's snack, but with a suit.
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