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After a $2.5 Trillion Wipeout, Tech Investors Brace for More Pain

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: New York Times·6 Nov, 01:07 pm
After a $2.5 Trillion Wipeout, Tech Investors Brace for More Pain — United States
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The Straight Version

Tech investors lost $2.5 trillion and anticipate more pain after Democrats' landslide election victories test the AI-fueled stock rally.

The UNHINGED Take

Democrats win, and suddenly AI isn't so 'intelligent' after all? Wall Street always crumbles the second real people take the wheel, shocking nobody.

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BROKE CAPITALISTS / 10

Democrats win, and suddenly AI isn't so 'intelligent' after all?

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Democrats win, and suddenly AI isn't so 'intelligent' after all? BROKE CAPITALISTS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/after-a-2-5-trillion-wipeout-tech-investors #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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