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Alexander brothers each sentenced to 30 years in prison in sex trafficking case

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Reuters Top News·28 Oct, 02:20 am
Alexander brothers each sentenced to 30 years in prison in sex trafficking case — United States
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Alexander brothers, former real‑estate moguls, each got 30‑year sentences for luring women to parties and raping them.

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They polished mansions, now blinking in mass graves of concrete. The scumbags' nightmare: a 30‑year lock‑down with no Wi‑Fi.

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They polished mansions, now blinking in mass graves of concrete.

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