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‘Alien-cortical’ mice: Can human brain cells grow inside animals?

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·7 Nov, 05:57 am
‘Alien-cortical’ mice: Can human brain cells grow inside animals? — United States
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Modified mice with human brain cells ignite debates over neurohybrids and the future of cross-species medical research.

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