The Straight Version
A Stanford scientist claims Americans can fix their poor diets by eating more lentils, tofu, and edamame.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking the average American is one bowl of soggy tofu away from elite health instead of just inhaling deep-fried trash until their heart explodes. Stanford needs to touch grass.
The Bottom Line
DELUSIONAL ACADEMIC NONSENSE / 10
Imagine thinking the average American is one bowl of soggy tofu away from elite health instead of just inhaling deep-fried trash until their heart explodes.
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Imagine thinking the average American is one bowl of soggy tofu away from elite health instead of just inhaling deep-fried trash until their heart explodes. DELUSIONAL ACADEMIC NONSENSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/americans-who-screw-up-their-eating-should-use #NZ
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