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Bank of Canada raises interest rates for the first time in three years

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United StatesยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: Al Jazeeraยท28 Oct, 04:44 pm
Bank of Canada raises interest rates for the first time in three years โ€” United States
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The Straight Version

The central bank increased the key rate by a quarter point as soaring energy prices pushed up inflation.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Bank of Canada raises interest rates for the first time in three years: "Bank of Canada raises interest rates for the first time in three years". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Bank of Canada raises interest rates for the first time in three years: "Bank of Canada raises interest rates for the first time in three years".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Bank of Canada raises interest rates for the first time in three years: "Bank of Canada raises interest rates for the first time in three years". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/bank-of-canada-raises-in

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