The Straight Version
North Carolina lost to Miami after a late strip-sack overshadowed Billy Edwards Jr.'s 341-yard performance.
The UNHINGED Take
Tar Heels football is just a glorified social club for people who enjoy watching their dreams get strip-sacked into oblivion. Keep the participation trophies, Chapel Hill is allergic to winning.
The Bottom Line
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Tar Heels football is just a glorified social club for people who enjoy watching their dreams get strip-sacked into oblivion.
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