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Bob Dylan comes knockin' on pope's door as Leo welcomes legend to Vatican

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NPR World·5 Nov, 07:02 am
Bob Dylan comes knockin' on pope's door as Leo welcomes legend to Vatican — United States
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The Straight Version

Bob Dylan met with Pope Francis during a brief visit to the Vatican between his Italian tour dates.

The UNHINGED Take

The geriatric folk hero and the boss of the Roman tax-haven trading secrets about how to keep their cults running until the end of time.

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The geriatric folk hero and the boss of the Roman tax-haven trading secrets about how to keep their cults running until the end of time.

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