The Straight Version
Alcaraz defeats Shelton in Paris Masters, taking the title.
The UNHINGED Take
Alcaraz shatters Shelton raw, flipping the Paris crown like a biology exam question. Shelton's serve still has better mileage than a Prius.
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The Bottom Line
SMACKDOWN RANKED / 10
Alcaraz shatters Shelton raw, flipping the Paris crown like a biology exam question.
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