The Straight Version
Children and teenagers make up almost 60 percent of confirmed cases.
The UNHINGED Take
Look at CDC reports more than 5,000 measles cases, highest number in 35 years speedrunning total brain death: "CDC reports more than 5,000 measles cases, highest number in 35 years". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Look at CDC reports more than 5,000 measles cases, highest number in 35 years speedrunning total brain death: "CDC reports more than 5,000 measles cases, highest number in 35 years".
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Look at CDC reports more than 5,000 measles cases, highest number in 35 years speedrunning total brain death: "CDC reports more than 5,000 measles cases, highest number in 35 years". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/cdc-reports-more-than-5-000-measles-cases #NZE
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