The Straight Version
Chili's sold nearly 30 million margaritas in 2025 and is expanding its drink lineup with premium pours and a Margarita of the Month Club.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Chilis sold nearly 30 million margaritas last year: "Chilis sold nearly 30 million margaritas last year — and a $6 favorite stands out". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Chilis sold nearly 30 million margaritas last year: "Chilis sold nearly 30 million margaritas last year — and a $6 favorite stands out".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Chilis sold nearly 30 million margaritas last year: "Chilis sold nearly 30 million margaritas last year — and a $6 favorite stands out". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/chilis-sold-nearly-30-million-mar
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