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China’s Top Spy Agency Recruited Woman Who Targeted Jensen Huang

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: New York Times·7 Nov, 02:18 am
China’s Top Spy Agency Recruited Woman Who Targeted Jensen Huang — United States
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The Straight Version

A memo that circulated among U.S. policymakers cited intelligence that Alice Huang, a Chinese executive who developed a relationship with Nvidia’s leader, was an asset of Beijing’s Ministry of State Security.

The UNHINGED Take

"China’s Top Spy Agency Recruited Woman Who Targeted Jensen Huang" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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FAILED / 10

"China’s Top Spy Agency Recruited Woman Who Targeted Jensen Huang" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"China’s Top Spy Agency Recruited Woman Who Targeted Jensen Huang" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/chinas-top-spy-agency-recruited-woman-who-targeted #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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