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Could Argentina’s Patagonia become a haven for data centres?

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 02:16 pm
Could Argentina’s Patagonia become a haven for data centres? — United States
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The Straight Version

Argentina's President Javier Milei pushes Patagonia for new data centres.

The UNHINGED Take

Milei thinks squandering Patagonia’s ice‑flakes for humming servers is genius, while the world’s grid shivers with guilt and none of us cares about his digital sweat‑grease.

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The Bottom Line

Milei’s data mess / 10

Milei thinks squandering Patagonia’s ice‑flakes for humming servers is genius, while the world’s grid shivers with guilt and none of us cares about his digital sweat‑grease.

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Milei thinks squandering Patagonia’s ice‑flakes for humming servers is genius, while the world’s grid shivers with guilt and none of us cares about his digital sweat‑grease. Milei’s data mess / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/could-argentinas-patagonia-become-a-haven-fo

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