The Straight Version
Donald Trump is reportedly considering UFC boss Dana White for the role of White House press secretary.
The UNHINGED Take
The podium is basically just a cage for middle-aged men to scream at each other anyway, so let the steroid-fueled promoter start throwing folding chairs at the press corps.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE FEVER DREAM / 10
The podium is basically just a cage for middle-aged men to scream at each other anyway, so let the steroid-fueled promoter start throwing folding chairs at the press corps.
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The podium is basically just a cage for middle-aged men to scream at each other anyway, so let the steroid-fueled promoter start throwing folding chairs at the press corps. ABSOLUTE FEVER DREAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/could-ufc-boss-dana-white-be-next-white #N
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