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Democratic rising star Ossoff projected to hold Georgia seat

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Reuters Top News·4 Nov, 02:38 am
Democratic rising star Ossoff projected to hold Georgia seat — United States
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The Straight Version

Ossoff is seen as a potential leading contender for the Democratic nomination for president in 2028 if he throws his hat in the ring.

The UNHINGED Take

"Democratic rising star Ossoff projected to hold Georgia seat" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Democratic rising star Ossoff projected to hold Georgia seat" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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