The Straight Version
Democrats secured control of both the House and Senate, marking a historic legislative loss for the Republican president.
The UNHINGED Take
The GOP managed to trip over their own shoelaces for two decades just to lose everything in one glorious, spectacular belly-flop. Absolute political suicide in a clown suit.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10
The GOP managed to trip over their own shoelaces for two decades just to lose everything in one glorious, spectacular belly-flop.
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