The Straight Version
President picks Eisenkot over Netanyahu to lead Israel.
The UNHINGED Take
Nice move, prez—throwing the ‘Kevin from the Middle East’ for a paper sham. Netanyahu’s ni‑got‑nothing clique finally Gets booted by a puppet who doesn't even know how to spell Zion.
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The Bottom Line
LEGENDARY STUPIDITY / 10
Nice move, prez—throwing the ‘Kevin from the Middle East’ for a paper sham.
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Nice move, prez—throwing the ‘Kevin from the Middle East’ for a paper sham. LEGENDARY STUPIDITY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/eisenkot-chosen-over-netanyahu-to-form-israels-next #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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