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El-Sayed’s Campaign Doesn’t Want Haley Stevens at His Events

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: New York Times·1 Nov, 03:05 am
El-Sayed’s Campaign Doesn’t Want Haley Stevens at His Events — United States
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The Straight Version

Michigan Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed barred Haley Stevens from his campaign events to avoid alleged distractions.

The UNHINGED Take

El-Sayed is so terrified of a moderate shadow that he is staging a pathetic purity purge before the real race even starts. Enjoy the ego-driven implosion.

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PATHETIC EGO TRIP / 10

El-Sayed is so terrified of a moderate shadow that he is staging a pathetic purity purge before the real race even starts.

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El-Sayed is so terrified of a moderate shadow that he is staging a pathetic purity purge before the real race even starts. PATHETIC EGO TRIP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/el-sayeds-campaign-doesnt-want-haley-stevens-at #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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