The Straight Version
France says European officials will attend this week's U.S.-mediated Russia-Ukraine talks in Abu Dhabi, the first three-way round of negotiations since February.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Europe to join U.S.: "Europe to join U.S.-brokered Ukraine talks in Abu Dhabi, defying Kremlin objections". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Europe to join U.S.: "Europe to join U.S.-brokered Ukraine talks in Abu Dhabi, defying Kremlin objections".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Europe to join U.S.: "Europe to join U.S.-brokered Ukraine talks in Abu Dhabi, defying Kremlin objections". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/europe-to-join-u-s-brokered-ukraine-talks #NZElection2026 #Unh
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