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Ex-chief says Christa Pike was 'almost giddy' describing murder as governor weighs in after botched execution

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Fox News·29 Oct, 02:59 pm
Ex-chief says Christa Pike was 'almost giddy' describing murder as governor weighs in after botched execution — United States
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The Straight Version

A former Knoxville police chief testified that Christa Pike was giddy while recounting her 1995 murder of Colleen Slemmer.

The UNHINGED Take

Some people are just born as human trash fires who get off on the misery of others. Pike is a textbook sociopath who deserves a lifetime of silence, not a platform.

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ABSOLUTE HUMAN GARBAGE / 10

Some people are just born as human trash fires who get off on the misery of others.

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