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FBI advised ESPN star Pat McAfee to wear a bulletproof vest after Charlie Kirk’s assassination

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Fox News·27 Oct, 11:44 pm
FBI advised ESPN star Pat McAfee to wear a bulletproof vest after Charlie Kirk’s assassination — United States
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The FBI advised Pat McAfee to wear a bulletproof vest after the Charlie Kirk assassination, a source says, as safety fears grow for media figures.

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