The Straight Version
Flávio Bolsonaro denied fleeing Brazil after arriving in Miami, claiming to be a coup victim.
The UNHINGED Take
Bro, Bolsonaro sold himself out for a Miami vacation, then launches a melodramatic coup conspiracy. He thinks Brazil’s politics are a horror show; meanwhile we’re laughing at his glitchy sequel.
The Bottom Line
STUPID COUP FANCLUB / 10
Bro, Bolsonaro sold himself out for a Miami vacation, then launches a melodramatic coup conspiracy.
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Bro, Bolsonaro sold himself out for a Miami vacation, then launches a melodramatic coup conspiracy. STUPID COUP FANCLUB / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/fl-vio-bolsonaro-denies-fleeing-brazil-after-landing #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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