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For Israel’s Neighbors in Middle East, the Election Offers Little Hope of a Reset

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: New York Times·28 Oct, 10:45 am
For Israel’s Neighbors in Middle East, the Election Offers Little Hope of a Reset — United States
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The Straight Version

Middle Eastern nations expect no geopolitical shift regarding Israel regardless of the upcoming United States election outcome.

The UNHINGED Take

The entire region is staring at a binary choice between two geriatric puppets while the Middle East burns, proving once again that Washington's foreign policy is just a glorified coin toss.

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GEOPOLITICAL DEATH SPIRAL / 10

The entire region is staring at a binary choice between two geriatric puppets while the Middle East burns, proving once again that Washington's foreign policy is just a glorified coin toss.

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The entire region is staring at a binary choice between two geriatric puppets while the Middle East burns, proving once again that Washington's foreign policy is just a glorified coin toss. GEOPOLITICAL DEATH SPIRAL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/for-israels-neighbor

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