The Straight Version
Garrett Wilson said he loves the New York Jets, but admitted winning matters more as the Indianapolis Colts kick off NFL trade deadline sales.
The UNHINGED Take
"Garrett Wilson doesnt want to be traded – but he admitted hes sick of losing with Jets" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Garrett Wilson doesnt want to be traded – but he admitted hes sick of losing with Jets" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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