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Halima Salman convicted of receiving ISIS military training in Syria, faces 10 years in prison

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Fox News·28 Oct, 03:20 am
Halima Salman convicted of receiving ISIS military training in Syria, faces 10 years in prison — United States
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Halima Salman convicted for receiving ISIS training in Syria, faces 10 years.

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Brooklyn’s pride finally turned into a nightmare. She swapped pizza for rockets, now chewing a ten‑year sentence like it’s a chew toy for the poor.

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MIND DEAD / 10

Brooklyn’s pride finally turned into a nightmare.

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