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How Farmers’ Frustration With Trump’s Policies Helped Democrats

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: New York Times·6 Nov, 08:03 pm
How Farmers’ Frustration With Trump’s Policies Helped Democrats — United States
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The Straight Version

Trump’s tariffs riled Republican farmers who tipped the election blue or stayed home.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump’s tariffs sliced pork profits, turning farmers into blue‑armed mercenaries who mailed ballots like paint‑ball darts and left the GOP carcass drenched in renegade rage.

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Trump’s tariffs sliced pork profits, turning farmers into blue‑armed mercenaries who mailed ballots like paint‑ball darts and left the GOP carcass drenched in renegade rage.

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Trump’s tariffs sliced pork profits, turning farmers into blue‑armed mercenaries who mailed ballots like paint‑ball darts and left the GOP carcass drenched in renegade rage. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/how-farmers-frustration-with-trumps-polici

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