The Straight Version
Iran's IRGC struck three tankers near Hormuz, igniting one in flames.
The UNHINGED Take
Heard the IRGC gunned the ocean like a drunk on vacation. Three tanks dead, one burned—now the whole Leviathan is kerosene‑fueled self‑damaged.
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The Bottom Line
NEGATIVE IQ / 10
Heard the IRGC gunned the ocean like a drunk on vacation.
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