The Straight Version
Israel arrests Al Jazeera journalist Montaser Nassar during Hebron raids.
The UNHINGED Take
Nassar’s outing turned into a police hostage gag— Israeli cuffers stealing freedom for their drama. Good luck getting a record out of that cage.

The Bottom Line
GUNS ON EYES / 10
Nassar’s outing turned into a police hostage gag— Israeli cuffers stealing freedom for their drama.
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