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Jerusalem Daily: Israel detains Al Jazeera journalist in Hebron raids

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 05:26 pm
Jerusalem Daily: Israel detains Al Jazeera journalist in Hebron raids — United States
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The Straight Version

Israel arrests Al Jazeera journalist Montaser Nassar during Hebron raids.

The UNHINGED Take

Nassar’s outing turned into a police hostage gag— Israeli cuffers stealing freedom for their drama. Good luck getting a record out of that cage.

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GUNS ON EYES / 10

Nassar’s outing turned into a police hostage gag— Israeli cuffers stealing freedom for their drama.

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