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Live: France braces for nationwide strikes in fresh test for Macron’s policies

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 07:10 am
Live: France braces for nationwide strikes in fresh test for Macron’s policies — United States
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The Straight Version

France braces for nationwide strikes, unions demand support amid rising living costs.

The UNHINGED Take

Macron mulling fiscal genius while unions unleash breadline carnage. France’s elite swirl in a broken champagne dream, bopping the average citizen's wallet.

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Macron mulling fiscal genius while unions unleash breadline carnage.

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