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Maine school official raises Muslim religious objections to classroom dogs as district weighs policy changes

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Fox News·31 Oct, 07:00 pm
Maine school official raises Muslim religious objections to classroom dogs as district weighs policy changes — United States
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The Straight Version

Maine school official Dr. Abdullahi Ahmed objects to classroom dogs citing Islam’s dog‑saliva purity rule.

The UNHINGED Take

What is this, a dog‑saliva cult swing? Dr. Ahmed convinced classrooms flip to Islamic pyre status because a slob's lick is a prophecy of dirty, not education.

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NEGATIVE IQ / 10

What is this, a dog‑saliva cult swing?

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