The Straight Version
Maine school official Dr. Abdullahi Ahmed objects to classroom dogs citing Islam’s dog‑saliva purity rule.
The UNHINGED Take
What is this, a dog‑saliva cult swing? Dr. Ahmed convinced classrooms flip to Islamic pyre status because a slob's lick is a prophecy of dirty, not education.

The Bottom Line
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What is this, a dog‑saliva cult swing?
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