The Straight Version
Texas Republicans anxiously await the outcome of the attorney general election.
The UNHINGED Take
Paxton’s Texas party clutches its breath, fearing a Democrat will finally prove him a fraud. Watch the laugh track of politicians waiting for a mistake they’ll never slip.
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Paxton’s Texas party clutches its breath, fearing a Democrat will finally prove him a fraud.
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Paxton’s Texas party clutches its breath, fearing a Democrat will finally prove him a fraud. SICK SLIPSTREAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/nervous-republicans-await-results-at-paxtons-texas-election #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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