The Straight Version
Netanyahu and Eisenkot halls collide over tight exit polls, opposition bleats gov defeat.
The UNHINGED Take
Netanyahu’s crumbling regime gets a softball tap from bargaining charlatans; Eisenkot’s rabbit‑hood stomps to a punch‑line for democracy.
The Bottom Line
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Netanyahu’s crumbling regime gets a softball tap from bargaining charlatans; Eisenkot’s rabbit‑hood stomps to a punch‑line for democracy.
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