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New Jersey town reveals staggering $26M theft days after election, sparking backlash
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from New Jersey town reveals staggering $26M theft days after election, sparking backlash: "New Jersey town reveals staggering $26M theft days after election, sparking backlash". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from New Jersey town reveals staggering $26M theft days after election, sparking backlash: "New Jersey town reveals staggering $26M theft days after election, sparking backlash".
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