The Straight Version
Nithya Raman, 45, defeats 73-year-old Karen Bass to win LA mayor.
The UNHINGED Take
Raman throws a hot sandstorm through Bass's stale bureaucracy, finally kicking the ancient mayor off the playground. Bass's puppet show finally got botched, leaving her backstage with a yo-yo and a face.
The Bottom Line
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Raman throws a hot sandstorm through Bass's stale bureaucracy, finally kicking the ancient mayor off the playground.
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