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Poland Beefs Up Security at Border With Russia

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: New York Times·3 Nov, 05:35 pm
Poland Beefs Up Security at Border With Russia — United States
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The Straight Version

Poland bolsters border guards after alleged Russian activity near Kaliningrad.

The UNHINGED Take

Donald Tusk's grandstanding scare act—he's worrying about Kaliningrad while the Russians do their usual carpet Bingo. Poland's border beefing still tastes like a plot to keep the mass in the garden.

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Donald Tusk's grandstanding scare act—he's worrying about Kaliningrad while the Russians do their usual carpet Bingo.

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Donald Tusk's grandstanding scare act—he's worrying about Kaliningrad while the Russians do their usual carpet Bingo. WILD HORIZON / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/poland-beefs-up-security-at-border-with-russia #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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