The Straight Version
Russian strikes cut power to thousands in Kherson before the ceasefire ends.
The UNHINGED Take
Russian generals drop wrecking balls on Kherson, leaving civilians kitchen‑less, begging to light a candle. Oleshky’s people waltz out, smuggled by a ceasefire scab. Power’s on the fritz like their morals.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Russian generals drop wrecking balls on Kherson, leaving civilians kitchen‑less, begging to light a candle.
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