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Rwanda's army team removed from Africa league after US sanctions, NBA says

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Reuters Top News·4 Nov, 10:19 am
Rwanda's army team removed from Africa league after US sanctions, NBA says — United States
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The Straight Version

US sanctions force removal of Rwanda Army team from Africa league.

The UNHINGED Take

Rwanda’s military thwarted by US, because even warriors juggle politics like a bad improv. NBA’s off‑court drama? Pure circus material.

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Rwanda’s military thwarted by US, because even warriors juggle politics like a bad improv.

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