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Seven flights across Europe targeted by suspected bomb threats

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Reuters Top News·3 Nov, 05:56 pm
Seven flights across Europe targeted by suspected bomb threats — United States
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The Straight Version

Seven European flights checked for explosives after separate bomb threats across Poland, Spain, Bulgaria and Italy.

The UNHINGED Take

These muppets thought bombs were funny. Seven countries panicked over terror hoaxes while air travelers stay grounded — absolutely cooked timing from Reuters' brain trust.

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

These muppets thought bombs were funny.

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