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Severe weather disrupts election day across several US states

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 07:13 pm
Severe weather disrupts election day across several US states — United States
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The Straight Version

Flash floods and tornadoes halt midterms.

The UNHINGED Take

Voters drowned in their own political chaos, while politicians stare at their lost ballots like dead sheep. The universe finally rang that bell: Democracy's bathtub overflowed.

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Tornado Trash Talk / 10

Voters drowned in their own political chaos, while politicians stare at their lost ballots like dead sheep.

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Voters drowned in their own political chaos, while politicians stare at their lost ballots like dead sheep. Tornado Trash Talk / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/severe-weather-disrupts-election-day-across-several-us #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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