The Straight Version
Shaq lays out $1M/month annuity plan for retirement, praising Costco door workers' eternal grin.
The UNHINGED Take
Shaq’s $1M dreams make Costco door workers look like monks with cash—while he's busy buying a private island of retirees. Reality check: his plan is as sturdy as a paper-thin egg.
The Bottom Line
GASLIGHTED BRAIN / 10
Shaq’s $1M dreams make Costco door workers look like monks with cash—while he's busy buying a private island of retirees.
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