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Shop freezers in seven European countries hit by suspected cyber-attack

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Reuters Top News·2 Nov, 02:11 pm
Shop freezers in seven European countries hit by suspected cyber-attack — United States
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The Straight Version

Shop freezers across seven European countries surged to 50°C after a suspected hack.

The UNHINGED Take

EU's fridge meme hit 50°C ceiling. Hackers cranked supermarket chillers into salsa parties—cheesesteak melts, customers scream, and the system acts like it's 'too cool'.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

EU's fridge meme hit 50°C ceiling.

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