The Straight Version
Somalia's top court blocked the president's attempt to extend his term, jeopardizing the nation's 2026 election timetable.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine waiting over fifty years for a vote just to have the big boss try to squat in the office like a squatter in a condemned duplex.
The Bottom Line
BANANA REPUBLIC COMEDY / 10
Imagine waiting over fifty years for a vote just to have the big boss try to squat in the office like a squatter in a condemned duplex.
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Imagine waiting over fifty years for a vote just to have the big boss try to squat in the office like a squatter in a condemned duplex. BANANA REPUBLIC COMEDY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/somalias-top-court-rejects-presidents-term-extension-amid #NZElection2026 #Un
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