The Straight Version
Stocks jitter, then climb as Democrats seize Congress.
The UNHINGED Take
Washington's new puppet show weeps cash, the market laughs cold, politicians trade promises like bad trade cards.
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The Bottom Line
CHAOTIC PUPPETRY / 10
Washington's new puppet show weeps cash, the market laughs cold, politicians trade promises like bad trade cards.
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