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Strong Hiring Reinforces a Sturdy Job Market

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: New York Times·6 Nov, 08:06 pm
Strong Hiring Reinforces a Sturdy Job Market — United States
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Unemployment fell in October, extending years of stability for a U.S. work force threatened by inflation and artificial intelligence.

The UNHINGED Take

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