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Taylor Swift’s hitmaker scolds Ed Sheeran, ‘stand the f--- up’ after Macklemore fallout

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Fox News·28 Oct, 01:21 am
Taylor Swift’s hitmaker scolds Ed Sheeran, ‘stand the f--- up’ after Macklemore fallout — United States
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The Straight Version

Jack Antonoff told Ed Sheeran to stand up after Sheeran dropped Macklemore from his tour over Palestine comments.

The UNHINGED Take

Ed Sheeran, scared of fat cat cash, axed Macklemore for a cheap Palestine peace‑sign, while Antonoff screamed ‘stand the f--- up’ like a busted jukebox.

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Ed Sheeran, scared of fat cat cash, axed Macklemore for a cheap Palestine peace‑sign, while Antonoff screamed ‘stand the f--- up’ like a busted jukebox.

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Ed Sheeran, scared of fat cat cash, axed Macklemore for a cheap Palestine peace‑sign, while Antonoff screamed ‘stand the f--- up’ like a busted jukebox. CERTIFIED MORON / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/taylor-swifts-hitmaker-scolds-ed-sheeran-stand-the #UnhingedWorld

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