The Straight Version
Tech stocks slump, S&P 500 edges lower this month.
The UNHINGED Take
AI stocks falling like a drunk clown on a seesaw. Even the S&P can’t stop its limp‑jaw, whining 'down'—the market’s a wet noodle of ghost‑hand cash.
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The Bottom Line
COULDN'T HANDLE FINANCE / 10
AI stocks falling like a drunk clown on a seesaw.
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