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Tension and clashes as hundreds of thousands protest again in France

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 06:28 pm
Tension and clashes as hundreds of thousands protest again in France — United States
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The Straight Version

320,000 march in France on third consecutive weekend protesting cost of living and schools.

The UNHINGED Take

If these 320K idiots think chanting will pay for their mattresses, they’re as clueless as a French mayor hiding behind a baguette. Protestors roll in, politicians stay forever velvet‑clad.

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The Bottom Line

BRAIN DEAD / 10

If these 320K idiots think chanting will pay for their mattresses, they’re as clueless as a French mayor hiding behind a baguette.

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If these 320K idiots think chanting will pay for their mattresses, they’re as clueless as a French mayor hiding behind a baguette. BRAIN DEAD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/tension-and-clashes-as-hundreds-of-thousands-protest #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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