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Texas Led the Conservative Overhaul of Education. What Now?

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: New York Times·6 Nov, 01:06 pm
Texas Led the Conservative Overhaul of Education. What Now? — United States
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Texas has solidified restrictive curriculum policies and private school vouchers, making future Democratic reversal extremely difficult.

The UNHINGED Take

Texas is speedrunning the dark ages by turning classrooms into Sunday schools while funneling public cash into private pockets. Absolute state-sponsored lobotomy in progress.

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COLLECTIVE BRAIN ROT / 10

Texas is speedrunning the dark ages by turning classrooms into Sunday schools while funneling public cash into private pockets.

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