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The Final Polls Show a Blue Surge. Can We Trust Them?

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: New York Times·2 Nov, 02:17 am
The Final Polls Show a Blue Surge. Can We Trust Them? — United States
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The Straight Version

Times/Siena polls show Democrats gain key states.

The UNHINGED Take

Dems stow a flag of blue, Times hypes a lie, voters applaud thirst, and Texas flanks the hack.

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POLL DODGE / 10

Dems stow a flag of blue, Times hypes a lie, voters applaud thirst, and Texas flanks the hack.

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Dems stow a flag of blue, Times hypes a lie, voters applaud thirst, and Texas flanks the hack. POLL DODGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/the-final-polls-show-a-blue-surge-can #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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