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The new Congress may struggle to push a progressive agenda

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·4 Nov, 05:05 pm
The new Congress may struggle to push a progressive agenda — United States
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The Straight Version

Al Jazeera: new Congress blocked on progressive agenda by president.

The UNHINGED Take

President and Democratic clique cramp Congress's snot, turning progressive dreams into political broccoli. Israel‑Palestine? Just another watered‑down blockbuster for the same puppet show.

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BANKRUPT BRAIN / 10

President and Democratic clique cramp Congress's snot, turning progressive dreams into political broccoli.

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